What games say about your boyfriend

32839 Views 123 Posts Social
According to Girlfriend magazine:

World Of Warcraft
Total nerd. This guy’s an easy catch. I doubt he talks to girls all that often but he’s probably pretty smart.

Tetris
The Tetris gamer is the best. He’s a problem solver, he’s neat, and he can build stuff.

Grand Theft Auto
If your boy is obsessed with a game where you run around stealing stuff and shooting people, he secretly wants to off someone.

[Facepalm]

Ren-dog said:

Guyver said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?


She knows how to maintain her bladder meter


Bahahahahaha!
cant stop laughing




Unlike a certain MMGN member we play L4D with who pees in between every round [Rage] [Shifty]
Damn Scott and his child's bladder. [Rage]
Leave a comment Log in with Facebook

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?


psychopath

Milky said: How would women like it if we did the same thing to them?
What food says about your girlfriend...
Toast - this bitch is lazy, if she only knows how to cook toast than she deserves to be punched in the face!
PB Sandwich - this bitch needs training, she needs to know that every good manwich has bacon in it. If she thinks PB is good by itself, tell her to **** off and add some bacon.
Stir-fry - wtf is this shit? Noodles? Veggies? Throw this boiling hot meal in your bitches face. Veggies are not for men, they are for gayboys.
A Plate of Bacon - this bitch is a keeper, she is clearly ignoring your doctors advice and giving you what you really need. Now we just have to teach her how to make it crispy.


Haha, awesome.

Mind you, wouldn't be surprised to see this in zoo

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


lol

renagadez said:

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


lol


+1

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


Win thread.
Lmfao thats just simply retarded like say "if you BF plays MK he will be a psychotic killer" i play all them games mentioned and i don't consider myself any of the above
"if your boyfriend plays with himself it means he thinks your a bad lover" can you apply this theory irl?
Leave a comment Log in with Facebook
I play katamari.. what does this say? [Shifty]

xGemx said: I play katamari.. what does this say?


You like to wear your birthday suit in the children's park. What games say about your boyfriend
Wow, people are clearly retarded if they think that. Literally.

Skarteh said:

Chazzy said: thats pretty poor even for girlfriend mag, i bet some newbie on the team wrote that one up. usually they go a bit more in depth than that lol. or it was a last minute page filler haha.


Wait what You read that?
What else don't I know about you
I'm guessing many more things that I would rip on you about


i dont read it, only magazine i ever bought and read was dogs life. katrina used to read it at school so i looked when i had nothing better to do, or shed ask me something or ask me to do a quiz on her or some crap.
I play WOW, Tetris and GTA.

I'm a nerd, I want to kill someone and I'm a problem solver.

Chazzy said:

Skarteh said:

Chazzy said: thats pretty poor even for girlfriend mag, i bet some newbie on the team wrote that one up. usually they go a bit more in depth than that lol. or it was a last minute page filler haha.


Wait what You read that?
What else don't I know about you
I'm guessing many more things that I would rip on you about


i dont read it, only magazine i ever bought and read was dogs life. katrina used to read it at school so i looked when i had nothing better to do, or shed ask me something or ask me to do a quiz on her or some crap.



Dogs life = Girlfriend.
because its just about the lifes of a whole bunch of bitches

Jubilee said: WTF
They left out COD and other FPS games


And RTS! Strategy gamers will one day rule the world [Shifty]
Because you can lead an army of 10,000. [MOG]
No, because we have god-like intelligence and looks [MOG]
In order to lead an army of 10,000. [MOG]
Jelly? [MOG]
So much. [MOG]
Who needs an army of 10,000 when you have forcefields anyway? [MOG]
 
Leave a comment Log in with Facebook

Featured Xbox 360 Content

GOTY 2015: Best Game Of 2015

GOTY 2015: Best Game Of 2015

22/12/2015 Polls 16 14
Friendly Fire Show 122: The Finale

Friendly Fire Show 122: The Finale

Podcast 21/03 Articles 7 6
Friendly Fire Show 121's The Divided
Podcast 15/03 Articles 3 3
Australian game sales approach $3b, mostly digital
maxiboy 13/03 News 5 10
Target store in SA displays games in plain packaging

Target store in SA displays games in plain packaging

maxiboy 13/03 News 5 11
Friendly Fire Show 120: I swear, by the Sun and Moon...
Podcast 02/03 Articles 2 1
Friendly Fire Show 119: Weekend at Tano's

Friendly Fire Show 119: Weekend at Tano's

Podcast 23/02 Articles 5 1
Friendly Fire Show 118: R.I.P. Tano

Friendly Fire Show 118: R.I.P. Tano

Podcast 11/02 Articles 3 3
Friendly Fire Show 117: It's not goodbye, it's Halo!

Friendly Fire Show 117: It's not goodbye, it's Halo!

Podcast 01/02 Articles 6 4

Community Content

Fallout-themed excuses to get the day off

Fallout-themed excuses to get the day off

09/11/2015 Blog 19 0

MMGN Updates

Status
Updating..
Username

digitalgho just unlocked the Welcomed achievement!

digitalgho 10 hours ago
Username

canaldodg got Blacklight Retribution, DOOM, Call of Duty: Black Ops III, Bloodborne

canaldodg 3 days ago
Username

LoveIsMurder13 wants Fallout 4

LoveIsMurder13 4 days ago
Username

Wamuu is now Level 2!

Wamuu 5 days ago
Username

fitaang is now Level 2!

fitaang 5 days ago
Username

ZenModz is now Level 8!

ZenModz 19/04/2016
Username

commented on Year in review: The worst-reviewed games of 2015

JanaR 18/04/2016
Username

commented on Far Cry 3: Worth Getting?

JanaR 18/04/2016
Username

emilywer12 is now Level 2!

emilywer12 14/04/2016
Username

commented on Cricket Coach 2016 coming in April 2016

shannon458 13/04/2016