What games say about your boyfriend

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According to Girlfriend magazine:

World Of Warcraft
Total nerd. This guy’s an easy catch. I doubt he talks to girls all that often but he’s probably pretty smart.

Tetris
The Tetris gamer is the best. He’s a problem solver, he’s neat, and he can build stuff.

Grand Theft Auto
If your boy is obsessed with a game where you run around stealing stuff and shooting people, he secretly wants to off someone.

[Facepalm]

Ren-dog said:

Guyver said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?


She knows how to maintain her bladder meter


Bahahahahaha!
cant stop laughing




Unlike a certain MMGN member we play L4D with who pees in between every round [Rage] [Shifty]
Damn Scott and his child's bladder. [Rage]
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Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?


psychopath

Milky said: How would women like it if we did the same thing to them?
What food says about your girlfriend...
Toast - this bitch is lazy, if she only knows how to cook toast than she deserves to be punched in the face!
PB Sandwich - this bitch needs training, she needs to know that every good manwich has bacon in it. If she thinks PB is good by itself, tell her to **** off and add some bacon.
Stir-fry - wtf is this shit? Noodles? Veggies? Throw this boiling hot meal in your bitches face. Veggies are not for men, they are for gayboys.
A Plate of Bacon - this bitch is a keeper, she is clearly ignoring your doctors advice and giving you what you really need. Now we just have to teach her how to make it crispy.


Haha, awesome.

Mind you, wouldn't be surprised to see this in zoo

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


lol

renagadez said:

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


lol


+1

Milky said:

Beta said: My girlfriend plays The Sims 3.
What does that say about her?

That she hates you so much that she has to create a fake family and live out their adventures.


Win thread.
Lmfao thats just simply retarded like say "if you BF plays MK he will be a psychotic killer" i play all them games mentioned and i don't consider myself any of the above
"if your boyfriend plays with himself it means he thinks your a bad lover" can you apply this theory irl?
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I play katamari.. what does this say? [Shifty]

xGemx said: I play katamari.. what does this say?


You like to wear your birthday suit in the children's park. What games say about your boyfriend
Wow, people are clearly retarded if they think that. Literally.

Skarteh said:

Chazzy said: thats pretty poor even for girlfriend mag, i bet some newbie on the team wrote that one up. usually they go a bit more in depth than that lol. or it was a last minute page filler haha.


Wait what You read that?
What else don't I know about you
I'm guessing many more things that I would rip on you about


i dont read it, only magazine i ever bought and read was dogs life. katrina used to read it at school so i looked when i had nothing better to do, or shed ask me something or ask me to do a quiz on her or some crap.
I play WOW, Tetris and GTA.

I'm a nerd, I want to kill someone and I'm a problem solver.

Chazzy said:

Skarteh said:

Chazzy said: thats pretty poor even for girlfriend mag, i bet some newbie on the team wrote that one up. usually they go a bit more in depth than that lol. or it was a last minute page filler haha.


Wait what You read that?
What else don't I know about you
I'm guessing many more things that I would rip on you about


i dont read it, only magazine i ever bought and read was dogs life. katrina used to read it at school so i looked when i had nothing better to do, or shed ask me something or ask me to do a quiz on her or some crap.



Dogs life = Girlfriend.
because its just about the lifes of a whole bunch of bitches

Jubilee said: WTF
They left out COD and other FPS games


And RTS! Strategy gamers will one day rule the world [Shifty]
Because you can lead an army of 10,000. [MOG]
No, because we have god-like intelligence and looks [MOG]
In order to lead an army of 10,000. [MOG]
Jelly? [MOG]
So much. [MOG]
Who needs an army of 10,000 when you have forcefields anyway? [MOG]
 
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