What games say about your boyfriend

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According to Girlfriend magazine:

World Of Warcraft
Total nerd. This guy’s an easy catch. I doubt he talks to girls all that often but he’s probably pretty smart.

Tetris
The Tetris gamer is the best. He’s a problem solver, he’s neat, and he can build stuff.

Grand Theft Auto
If your boy is obsessed with a game where you run around stealing stuff and shooting people, he secretly wants to off someone.

[Facepalm]
lol wonder what they would say about fifa

Leasha said: HAHAHA what an awesome read. If you are looking for some more absolutely absurd advice check out this link...
www.cracked.com/...
No wonder young girls are so stupid.
*No offense to the smart young girls*


BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Milky said: How would women like it if we did the same thing to them?
What food says about your girlfriend...
Toast - this bitch is lazy, if she only knows how to cook toast than she deserves to be punched in the face!
PB Sandwich - this bitch needs training, she needs to know that every good manwich has bacon in it. If she thinks PB is good by itself, tell her to **** off and add some bacon.
Stir-fry - wtf is this shit? Noodles? Veggies? Throw this boiling hot meal in your bitches face. Veggies are not for men, they are for gayboys.
A Plate of Bacon - this bitch is a keeper, she is clearly ignoring your doctors advice and giving you what you really need. Now we just have to teach her how to make it crispy.


Nice.
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Lol, me and Tsunamo was just talking about this when I saw this thread...

Bias much =D

Milky said: How would women like it if we did the same thing to them?
What food says about your girlfriend...
Toast - this bitch is lazy, if she only knows how to cook toast than she deserves to be punched in the face!
PB Sandwich - this bitch needs training, she needs to know that every good manwich has bacon in it. If she thinks PB is good by itself, tell her to **** off and add some bacon.
Stir-fry - wtf is this shit? Noodles? Veggies? Throw this boiling hot meal in your bitches face. Veggies are not for men, they are for gayboys.
A Plate of Bacon - this bitch is a keeper, she is clearly ignoring your doctors advice and giving you what you really need. Now we just have to teach her how to make it crispy.


You can write the the articles for the MMGN Men's Magazine.

nothing07 said:

Milky said: How would women like it if we did the same thing to them?
What food says about your girlfriend...
Toast - this bitch is lazy, if she only knows how to cook toast than she deserves to be punched in the face!
PB Sandwich - this bitch needs training, she needs to know that every good manwich has bacon in it. If she thinks PB is good by itself, tell her to **** off and add some bacon.
Stir-fry - wtf is this shit? Noodles? Veggies? Throw this boiling hot meal in your bitches face. Veggies are not for men, they are for gayboys.
A Plate of Bacon - this bitch is a keeper, she is clearly ignoring your doctors advice and giving you what you really need. Now we just have to teach her how to make it crispy.


You can write the the articles for the MMGN Men's Magazine.



Now that's an idea. Blokes.MMGN.com

Or Mate.MMGN.com ?
Blokes sounds more manly!
nofatchicks.mmgn
Bacon.mmgn.com
Blokes.MMGN.com

Do it!
I could write the alcohol, tattoos and hairstyle articles. =D
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Yeah I love it- basically if your boyfriend says he loves you and wants to marry you and proposes it means he actually hates you, is cheating on you and wants you dead...

Like chicks need any help with being mental cases, its already in our DNA.

@Milky, I think I just did a lil wee reading that- FREAKING GOLD!
FYI, I'm the lazy bitch that makes toast but I make it with bacon on the side... My god.. I have no idea what I am :P
What about Pokemon?

Ben said: nofatchicks.mmgn


+1
sausagefest.mmgn?
penor.mmgn
Well this thread took a wrong turn. :D

Ledski said: Well this thread took a wrong turn.


+1

Ledski said: Well this thread took a wrong turn.


Thanks to an admin. [Shifty]

So games and boyfriends and the like eh?
What Sonic games tell you about your man:
He's going way too fast all the time! Although finishing fast isn't always a good thing.

Sorry, I had to make a joke about it. Even if it was a bad one. :P
What if I play Tomb Raider? What does that say about me? What games say about your boyfriend

I<3HW said: What if I play Tomb Raider? What does that say about me?

Your man likes raiding peoples houses for a fun passtime.
Alright Lara. You would be called a brute of a pig because your mistreating woman.

Can we ever win? Possibly.

Tsunamo said:

I<3HW said: What if I play Tomb Raider? What does that say about me?

Your man likes raiding peoples houses for a fun passtime.


mikerulz8 said: Alright Lara. You would be called a brute of a pig because your mistreating woman.
Can we ever win? Possibly.


These are both true. What games say about your boyfriend
blokesmmgn.com is a winner. I'd visit there and write shit for it.

Milky said: blokesmmgn.com is a winner. I'd visit there and write shit for it.


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