The Riddle Thread!

s14N-m4R13 said:

You learn from a book that if you stand in front of a fast-track train wrongly you'll die and be erased from existence permanently. However, if you do it right then you will instead never ever die, thus becoming immortal - which means your existence could never be deleted.
WHAT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO STAND IN FRONT OF THIS FAST-TRACK TRAIN???
The answer to ↓↓THIS↓↓ riddle will be a hint to make you know why you 'WILL NOT' win on ↑↑THIS↑↑ riddle!
On MARIO KART Wii, I go on WiFi and join a WorldWide race. I pick Funky Kong and I use the Bowser Bike.
Who am I?
I expect both of these puzzle to be cracked by tomoz. If you all fail then y'all ain't as awesome as I thought and you'll will all become eternal n00bs. Same rule applies if you've read this but don't accept my challenge!
Nobody's ever survived my ultimate jutsu

s14N-m4R13 said:
You have 4 seperate married couples dining in a romantic restaurant; an American couple, an English couple, an Irish couple and an German couple.
The Americanman asks his wife - in a cool accent - "Pass me the honey, honey." The Englishman asks his wife - in a posh accent - "Pass me the sugar, sugar." The Irishman orders his wife "Pass me the bacon, pig."
What does the Germanman ask of his wife?
Wait!.... That was a fail joke, not a riddle.
Riddle
You learn from a book that if you stand in front of a fast-track train wrongly you'll die and be erased from existence permanently. However, if you do it right then you will instead never ever die, thus becoming immortal - which means your existence could never be deleted.
WHAT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO STAND IN FRONT OF THIS FAST-TRACK TRAIN???
The answer to ↓↓THIS↓↓ riddle will be a hint to make you know why you 'WILL NOT' win on ↑↑THIS↑↑ riddle!
On MARIO KART Wii, I go on WiFi and join a WorldWide race. I pick Funky Kong and I use the Bowser Bike.
Who am I?
I expect both of these puzzle to be cracked by tomoz. If you all fail then y'all ain't as awesome as I thought and you'll will all become eternal n00bs. Same rule applies if you've read this but don't accept my challenge!
Nobody's ever survived my ultimate jutsu

cheesewii said: stand on a brigde holding the philosopher's stone

s14N-m4R13 said:
You guys can't hack/cheat on google to find an aswer as it's MY very own uber cool riddle that has never ever been cracked

Pilkingbod said:

s14N-m4R13 said:
You guys can't hack/cheat on google to find an aswer as it's MY very own uber cool riddle that has never ever been cracked

Probably because it's a load of old bollocks?

XxbannoxX said:
stand there bravely, in spirit?
stand there with a loved one who is brave enough to save you

Pilkingbod said: If it's something that's impossible, then it's not a good riddle.
In fact, it's not even a riddle.

XxbannoxX said: i meant standing there bravely or in spirit
umm your friends being the loved ones

swordsaint said: 1. its a model train
2. You don't get hit by hit
3. 'the "Right" way to get hit is to only be half hit.

DarkEnemy said: The book is the bible? The book tells you to stand in front of God right and you will live for eternity and if you wrongly do it you will be damned to hell?

Pilkingbod said: If it's something that's impossible, then it's not a good riddle.
In fact, it's not even a riddle.