The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?
I cheated to find the answer :P I'll keep it to myself though.
That's a good one.
They paid someone to make dummies of themselves so that they were there first. :O
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The real summit is no longer there. Like in the Simpsons.

cheesewii said: Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle and to their dismay found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit how could this be possible?



Heard this one before...it takes some thinking, good one though!
Ohhhh, of course!

I googled teh answer =_=
no has got it yet
The cabin housed shreks family?

They were scammed?

The other climbers flew up there(as opposed to climbing)?

Iunno =/
i know it but i don't wanna say it

google is your best friend
The bodies aren't human? They're animals? Dead animals? :O

Or the three up there were dropped down from a helicopter. [Shifty]
googled it

i dont think anyone was ever gonna get it lol
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swordsaint said: googled it
i dont think anyone was ever gonna get it lol


its pretty difficult right
They were cavemen who built a cabin back in the day, but died. [MOG]

Gah, I'm the only one to guess. :P
Oh the answer is just gay haha, I think we all googled it [Shifty]
I'm going to google it now! [Rage]
It's because a plane crashed into the mountain with 3 people on it?

Cabin of a plane. amiright or amiright?

nothing07 said: It's because a plane crashed into the mountain with 3 people on it?
Cabin of a plane. amiright or amiright?


u right but you googled it.
new riddle i say :D
Yup, seeming as someone is a dirty Googler. [Shifty]
Here's an easy one.

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No. The man is dead.
It's both illegal according to the law (go figure) and impossible.
It's illegal? How?
Illegal to marry a corpse, bro.

Except maybe in Japan
Isn't he marrying the sister of his deceased wife?
Woman is widow, meaning her husband is kaputt.
 
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