The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?
You're Bloard. [MOG]

And how dare you ignore mine! :P

A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?
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You're correct Bloard. Bish. [Shifty]

Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?


1 mouse
Did you mean globe?

E~ dammit ren
lulz

what is the sound of one hand clapping?
[Rage] Snipe Fest :P

I edited out my question cause Matteh did his

E - You can't clap with one hand

renagadez said:

Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?


1 mouse


Explain! I got some big arse number! [Rage]
How does that work? :O

Silence said:

Pilkingbod said:

Dyke said:

Pilkingbod said: Fill the whole in with rope.


Bingo!


orly?
cool uhuhuhuhh


But I said it first D:


You did too.

uhuhuhuhuhu

Matteh said:
Explain! I got some big arse number!


One mouse cannot reproduce. [Shifty]
He bought only one mouse.
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Mice cannot asexually reproduce [Derp]

Matteh said:

renagadez said:

Snix said: A mouse has 12 babies once a month. After 2 months, the baby mice are mature enough to give birth themselves, again having 12 babies each once per month. If you buy a mouse the day after it's born, how many will you have after 10 months?


1 mouse


Explain! I got some big arse number!


what pilky said

you got one mouse and all it does is masturbate

renagadez said: what pilky said
you got one mouse and all it does is masturbate


uhuhuhuhuhuh
OH, I get it. :P
[MOG]lol
Woah. Intense stuff :P
E - I can clap with one hand and I'm not even kidding. I look like an idiot though :P
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[MOG]

I can clap with one hand and I'm not even kidding. I look like an idiot though


SAME! Except I look incredibly awesome doing so. [Shifty] :P

Bloard said: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?



Some of that applies to a tap, and some of it applies to a nose. [Shifty]
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@Matteh [MOG] Fail
LOL. GTH. :P
A River? :O

Dblacksquish said: A River?


[MOG] Correct

@Matteh You are Lieutenant Phail :P Try to cover it up with edits eh?
all this purple is hurting my eyes

what is the answer?
 
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