MMGN: The Novel

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Okay guys, this is going to be fun. Basically you can write one line at a time, and then the person after you continues the story. Once things get ridiculously out of hand, I'll bundle everyone's responses into an epub file and then you can all read it on your iPad/Kindle/Phones etc. Also just for contributing you'll get a shiny achievement that will be granted once the epub file has been published.

I'll kick it off, but try to keep things semi-clean if you can manage it.

It was a dark and stormy August afternoon when Ben arrived in the office.

08/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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TrblyXlent

In the middle of a fantasy world, where everything was alternate to earth. The sky was not sky, the ocean not ocean, a completely alternate reality. The beers they had drunk hours ago were furballs, and Money was gone...

13/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

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Raymond

,nothing would ever be the same. In the distance, a mythical creature emerged from the skies. As he touched down on the surface, he said....

13/08/2012

Hogwartz

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TrblyXlent

"Where is Money, he belongs to me". They all realised they were talking to the biggest cat they had ever seen, almost 10 metres tall.
"Money is ours! And we don't have him anyway!" they said.
Then the creature started talking in his low voice: "We'll go on a quest to retrieve Money, and you give him to me! In return I will give you...

14/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

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Heller

"Free passage back to Earth. You will return to your gaming consoles, the MMGN HQ and go on with your meaningless lives," the MMGN crew stared at the giant cat in amazement. "Seems like a pretty good deal dude?" Ritchie said, a tear streaming down his face.

16/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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TrblyXlent

It puzzled everyone as to why Ritchie had a tear going down his face... But in the crowd only one person new why... His mother... He had a tear streaming down his face because...

16/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

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whaling

...his sandwich was wet. He'd waited hours for that sandwich. Ritchie's mother knew how much he was upset by damp sandwiches, so she called out...

17/08/2012

On a vessel.

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TrblyXlent

"Honey bunny, it's all okay! It's just a sandwich!"
But Ritchie screamed in anger, "It was a CHEESE SANDWICH Mummy", and his mom screamed back. "Well get off your lazy butt and go make another one!"

But Ritchie just couldn't, this was because...

17/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

Kudos: 15,125

whaling

...his arms had fallen off. Ritchie was not having a good day. Worse still, he'd been holding his sandwich at the time, so it was now covered in dirt AND water. It may as well have had mud as its filling. Taking pity on him, someone ran out of the crowd to help. It was...

18/08/2012

On a vessel.

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GunSlinger

...Batman, who blew up a small shop on the side of the street for his entrance to increase the dramatic effect. He stood triumphantly in front of the whole crowd who were now on the floor. He then began to...

18/08/2012

Loyalty until death! Strength in unity!

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~BC~

.....wonder why on earth he did that "am I really Batman or just some wanna b?"...

18/08/2012

Sunshine Coast, QLD/ SSBB FC: 0347-8395-0805

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J053pH

...He stopped for a second, realising how wrong his sentence structure was. It was common knowledge that Batman knew how to speak properly...

18/08/2012

The land of Skyrim

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~BC~

...He then realized the mistakes he made and fixed them knowing next time not to type so fast and review his post before he posts next time......

18/08/2012

Sunshine Coast, QLD/ SSBB FC: 0347-8395-0805

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Atar

......then his post was to short to be posted and raged.....

18/08/2012

~(*_*)~

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Trabman

To the crowd's astonishment Batman started throwing batarangs everywhere out of pure rage. The first hit a nearby car, which exploded immediately. A second brushed a tree, which came crashing to the sidewalk. People were running now, anxious and surprised. It was not long till a police car came racing down the street, and blaring through the microphone it cried:

18/08/2012

Rhone Alpes, France

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Heller

"Who the hell are you," before it screeched into a controlled slide and stopped just in front of Ritchie's groin. He let out a sigh of relief, and then Batman stepped forward, and said with his grumbly voice, "I'm Batman.".

There was silence, then the cop replied "what did you say?" "I'm Batman". The cop looked puzzled before gripping the megaphone again, "sorry dude, I can't understand you," he exclaimed.

Batman looked angry. "I'm a man who thinks he is bat.....I'm a bat who thinks he is a ma.... ..... ..... .... I'm Batman!"

20/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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092745

After further reviewing that thought he realized that he was also Bruce Wayne. Completely confused by this, Batman/Bruce Wayne had psychotic breakdown. He began to attempt to shoot webs out of his wrists, and then proceeded to try to become a giant green ferocious monster. He then ran into the cats mouth. The cat found this to be very pleasing. He decided that he would except eating Batman instead of taking Money. The cat then blew out of its mouth a gust so powerful that the police where whisked away. He then handed Ritchie a map to a sushi bar. He sad they would find Money there. Once money was found they where supposed to exit back to their consoles through the magical portal in the sushi bar's bathroom.

20/08/2012

Not Australia

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TrblyXlent

But there was no magical portal.
"That massive cat is crazy. He tricked us! There is no portal, and there is no escape! We're stuck in a virtual reality, and we'll never get out!" Ritchie cried.

They were scared. There was no escape from the video-game console and they had to find away... The ran back to where they had seen the massive cat before. It had a rainbow behind it and was flying through the sky. "Ooohh!" exclaimed Ritchie. "Nyan Cat!"

20/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

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Heller

"NO RITCHIE, DON'T LOOK INTO THE RAINBOW LIGHTS OF AWESOME" Tano screamed, but it was too late, Ritchie was gone.

21/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 21,079

gargoyles

All that was left was a pair of his Hipster glasses....

21/08/2012

It's none of your business: ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

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TrblyXlent

But Tano decided to pick them up, and remember to give them to Ritchie when they see each other again. But the second Tano's fingers came in contact with the Hipster glasses, whoosh! He flew off into the land of rainbows streaming in the wake of the massive nyan cat...

21/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

Kudos: 186,104

Heller

The others stood there shocked. What should they do? Touch the glasses and go on an magical, mystical journey filled with annoying music and rainbows that would last an eternity? Or should they stay here in this frightful world where they would face an eternity of bleakness? It was a touch choice, and one they couldn't make at the drop of a hat.

(Let's try and bring this story to an end soon, it's going to make a great ePub file!)

22/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

Kudos: 10,388

TrblyXlent

After an eternity of thought, they decided to touch the glasses and rescue Tano and Ritchie... As their hands neared the glasses, they felt a peck on the back... It was Ritchie and Tano!
"Thank god we found you..." screamed Ritchie, delighted.
He leaned over to pick up his glasses. And the second he touched them, they were all off into another fantasy world... But it wasn't a fantasy world, they were back in the KFC... They were okay, and not dead...

22/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

Kudos: 10,350

punk

Punk greeted the guys offering them some of his popcorn chicken. "Guys what did I miss? I heard you guys were in here messing about instead of giving me more MMGN goodness"

Punk hears the rest of his order is up. A burger with a nice juicy meat paddy inside.

[Shifty] (THE END lol)

25/08/2012

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capt_oats

........or is it? [MOG]

27/08/2012

Σίδνεϊ, Αυστραλία.

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Epilouge

After forcing Ritchie to pay the bill. They all returned to their mediocre lives. Except for Tano, who went insane and jumped off a cliff.

The End

sequel anyone???

this story is going to have a lot of loose ends

27/08/2012

Not Australia

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