Large Hadron Collider being turned on this afternoon. Will you survive it?

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So the Xbox HUEG particle collider known as the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being turned on for serz this afternoon (5 - 5:30ish). Basically, what this 27km, over $30 billion machine plans to do is recreate the theoretical Bing Bang that started the universe in hopes to find the Higgs Particle aka the God Particle by colliding protons and partciles into each other at ****neck speed. This, in theory, is the nature of how a black hole is formed.

I guess if this machine does end up creating a black hole and blowing us into forever, my biggest regret would have been not quitting my job sooner. I'll be damned if I get blown up being rich and successful...but not poor and working at Sizzler...god damnit.

So if you do survive the LHC...please post in this thread later tonight and tell us how awesome it feels to be immortal....or just....voice your opinions on the matter. It's been the talk of the intarbutts forever now so I'll be surprised if most of you haven't heard of it.
In case you didn't understand, the bomb shelter was for the cyclone.

Wii_Man876 said: I tinkt his is a lod of crap. Anyone supersticious (or stupid) enough to believe that a tiny chance of something bad happening is still enough to drive them insane. Nothing is going to happen, if somethign does. We wont feel it, or know what happened, we would be freakign dead!. Ka Put



Which would be a pleasant change from reading Bundas posts in this thread.
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BundaH said: mjmmjm said: Are you currently sitting in your underground bomb shelter fearing a freak cyclone that is gonna wipe out your city. No, because it's unlikely. The chances of that happening are more likely then this thing creating a black hole that destroys the world so why worry.

It's not like a bomb shelter is going to protect anyone from a black hole anyway.



you think praying is going to either?...

parlezino said: How do you know? Are you an astrophysisist, rocket scientist or vice president of MENSA?
Give us something constructive Bundah, like I dunno.. facts? I don't fully understand it, but the educated ones like those on TV or even Tom who seems to know his sh*t are more convincing than every other crackpot, foil hat wearing, comic book guy, Heavens Gate mo'fo who says the world is going to end!


I did not once say the world would end. I clearly stated that there is a chance of a black hole, or a big bang. That's all, and I'm defending my arguement like any other person can, or would.
You said we do not need to take this "risk". And we are disagreeing with you.
Its not happening, Any Black hole, Strangelet or Quark-like particles caused by this will instantly die and they have to measure for radiation to verify it ever existed.

mjmmjm said: You said we do not need to take this "risk". And we are disagreeing with you.


That's completely fine, you guys are disagreeing with me, and I am disagreeing with you guys. Everyone has their disagreements.
Oh and Bunda, a Stangelet is a hypothetical clump of particles including 'quarks' strange particles, not indivisible but smaller than protons and electrons.

but I probably shouldnt have told you that.. add another layer of foil, she'll be right.

BundaH said:
I did not once say the world would end. I clearly stated that there is a chance of a black hole, or a big bang. That's all, and I'm defending my arguement like any other person can, or would.



BundaH said: ...a potential wipe-out of everything?



I don't speak English too good, but would you like to retract that?...
Or shall we retract our massive e-wang from your frightened buttocks?
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don't worry Bundah, they're not dividing by 0..

tomvale13 said: Oh and Bunda, a Stangelet is a hypothetical clump of particles including 'quarks' strange particles, not indivisible but smaller than protons and electrons.
but I probably shouldnt have told you that.. add another layer of foil, she'll be right.


Well, thanks for that. I didn't actually know what a Stangelet is. Unfortunately not everyone younger than the likes of yourself have not had that much time to study on information like this.
I didnt even graduate from high school bunda, but I can read things and make up an informed decision.

Lets just agree to disagree.

sorry for double post but I have found some tangible info from a good source:

The report explains that if particle collisions at the LHC had the power to destroy the Earth, we would never have been given the chance to exist, because regular interactions with more energetic cosmic rays would already have destroyed the Earth or other astronomical bodies.

The Safety Assessment Group writes, “Nature has already conducted the equivalent of about a hundred thousand LHC experimental programmes on Earth – and the planet still exists.”


Thats all I was getting at.

tomvale13 said: sorry for double post but I have found some tangible info from a good source:
The report explains that if particle collisions at the LHC had the power to destroy the Earth, we would never have been given the chance to exist, because regular interactions with more energetic cosmic rays would already have destroyed the Earth or other astronomical bodies.
The Safety Assessment Group writes, “Nature has already conducted the equivalent of about a hundred thousand LHC experimental programmes on Earth – and the planet still exists.”
Thats all I was getting at.


I get what you were saying now. But I was just saying that there still could be a chance that just one collision comes along, and that one could cause a black hole. It's all I was getting at.
lol u said black hole
may i just say one thing, whoever thinks there is going to be a blackhole that will destroy earth.. is a twat!

case closed

20seven said: may i just say one thing, whoever thinks there is going to be a blackhole that will destroy earth.. is a twat!
case closed


Thanks for your enlightening overview on the whole discussion.
We're hoping for there to be millions of collisions, each day its on.

By virtue of the earths existence alone your argument is moot.

But I guess its the whole 'Chicken and Egg' argument except a different argument and more stupidity.

So today I was walking to work when I tripped over a pothole in the pathway. I could have sworn it wasn't there 5 minutes ago. I think my foot just stepped into the black hole and into another dimension...must be a very rotten dimension cause it smelled really bad...

...actually, never mind. I just stepped in dog crap.

SCIENCE!!!

Elraro said: So today I was walking to work when I tripped over a pothole in the pathway. I could have sworn it wasn't there 5 minutes ago. I think my foot just stepped into the black hole and into another dimension...must be a very rotten dimension cause it smelled really bad...
...actually, never mind. I just stepped in dog crap.
SCIENCE!!!




I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Wow, what an argument i just read. That's why it's better to either know nothing and not argue or to know something and not argue lol

McQueen said: Wow, what an argument i just read. That's why it's better to either know nothing and not argue or to know something and not argue lol



Exactly. To me, internets arguements are low.
Tom, can you stop sounding intelligent, it's confusing when I read your other posts.
At least what Tom wrote was entertaining lol
 
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