Large Hadron Collider being turned on this afternoon. Will you survive it?

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So the Xbox HUEG particle collider known as the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being turned on for serz this afternoon (5 - 5:30ish). Basically, what this 27km, over $30 billion machine plans to do is recreate the theoretical Bing Bang that started the universe in hopes to find the Higgs Particle aka the God Particle by colliding protons and partciles into each other at ****neck speed. This, in theory, is the nature of how a black hole is formed.

I guess if this machine does end up creating a black hole and blowing us into forever, my biggest regret would have been not quitting my job sooner. I'll be damned if I get blown up being rich and successful...but not poor and working at Sizzler...god damnit.

So if you do survive the LHC...please post in this thread later tonight and tell us how awesome it feels to be immortal....or just....voice your opinions on the matter. It's been the talk of the intarbutts forever now so I'll be surprised if most of you haven't heard of it.

10/09/2008

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Loupek

how do we know that they haven't already created a black hole and we dont know about it yet as it is distorting time.....

11/09/2008

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monkychees

Loupek said: how do we know that they haven't already created a black hole and we dont know about it yet as it is distorting time.....

lulz!

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

They aren't actually firing protons AT each other till the 21st,

it's this collision in which we attempt to recreate the big bang and prove or disprove the higsfields existenece.

And also to have a crack at string theory.

Its also these collisions that can maybe cause tiny blackholes of which will only be detectable by the raditation left behind after their instant decay.

And by 'we' I mean Me, the Hadron Collider and Benji. It was all our idea, Hawkings had nothing to do with it.

11/09/2008

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Loupek

benji marshall?

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tomvale13

Benji, the dog.

What cant that little mutt do!?

11/09/2008

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Loupek

oh yeah, benji, right, i remember him, lassy's runtish mutt cousin

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

Yes yes, runtish... (but he can be a little cu.. better not.)

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Rashy

I want to change the thread title to:

"Tomvale13 being turned on this afternoon. Will you survive it?"

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

Whoever turns me on wont.

/death threat via penis

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Loupek

please dont look out the window of your ivory tower of geekdom at around 3 o'clock, i dont wanna die on my way to the casino

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tomvale13

I am in Belconnen on tuesdays and thurdays now, I have to oversee unisys'es work..

just means I get to yell at people really.

:D

11/09/2008

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Loupek

awesome

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Victorian

lol he said black hole

11/09/2008

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parlezino

tomvale13 said: I am in Belconnen on tuesdays and thurdays now, I have to oversee unisys'es work..
just means I get to yell at people really.
:D

Do you know a chick there Sandy. She's the overly tanned broad working for on the helpdesk I think.

11/09/2008

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Pact

coyney1 said: lol he said black hole

www.youtube.com/

11/09/2008

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, sing and cry: Valhalla, I am coming!

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parlezino

Loupek said: please dont look out the window of your ivory tower of geekdom at around 3 o'clock, i dont wanna die on my way to the casino

Casino you say...

I play poker there tonight...

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

what time?

:D

No, not met a Sandy

is she thin, unnattatched (single) and good looking to go along with her tanned-ness?

If so I may have to introduce myself.

11/09/2008

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parlezino

Touney starts at 7.30 I think. i'll be the guy in the Transformers top LOL

She ticks all those boxes I think, even the skanky in a porno ho kinda way box you forgot to mention...

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

Age?

Wonder where the help desk is located..

11/09/2008

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Pact

picsorban?

11/09/2008

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parlezino

tomvale13 said: Age?
Wonder where the help desk is located..

24, maybe 25...

11/09/2008

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tomvale13

Ahh, right on the money!

Enjoy your poker this evening, I am off back to the city location to day dream about tanned help desk workers that are my age and hot.

:)

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parlezino

Dude, skanky hot... Much better...

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BundaH

It's just ridiculous. Virtually, the whole world could be sucked back into itself, or we could create something that could destroy us all, or recreate the Big Bang, destroying everything, and recreating everything. Black Holes, Big Bangs.. Great.

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parlezino

Or, it could do nothing except show us some weird goo stuff we've never seen before. Kinda like when Tom looks in his underpants.

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