Left 4 Dead - Top 5 Things To Take In A Zombie Invasion

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Left 4 Dead

Top 5 Things to take in a Zombie Invasion

STEVE HELLER SAYS:

5 - My Sister

Not because of my brotherly love for her, nor the sentimental attachment. While the sister has been the annoying antagonist in your life for many years now, she can actually come quite handy in this sort of situation. She is weak, which means I can throw here to the horde and RUN LIKE HELL out of there, thanks sis J.

4 - My iPhone

I go nowhere without my iPhone! NOWHERE, no matter how bad the situation is. How can I be expected to slaughter zombies to the background noise of ambiance and terror? Bring me on some great tunes like Mr Bungle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, or Mylie Cyrus, yeah that is definitely Zombie slaying tunes!

3 - Green Herb

I dunno if I'm meant to eat em, smoke em, or perhaps cook up a tasty chicken and parsley risotto with green herbs but if they are good enough to work for Chris Redfield, then they are good enough for me

2 - Laptop & Wireless Internet

Where would I be without access to the mysites people! I'd need to see if anyone else survived the infestation, and if they didn't I could run amok on the sites! We all love hanging out here, regardless if the users are Zombies or not!

1 - Super NES

If one gaming console is strong enough to withstand the end of the world it would be my beloved Super NES. It would keep me entertained for hours in between my hectic Zombie slaughtering appointments. So many good times to be hard, work hard play hard is my motto

GAETANO SAYS:

5 - My MacBook

Yeah, it's not a MacBook Pro and it's been used so much that it's now more of an off-yellow than a pearl white. But for some unknown reason - maybe it's because I've developed some sort of unique, sexual bond with it - but I just can't go anywhere without my MacBook. I mean, this thing has seen me run with the bulls in Spain, watch a sun-set in Santorini and be in the same country when I ran a muck in Roppongi in Tokyo. To even think that I wouldn't have it with me when zombies start taking over the planet is worse than the thought of the human race dieing out.

4 - XBOX 360

Yeah, pretty sad, I know. But think about it for a second. The world is covered in infectious zombies. Only a few people are immune. I'm one of them. I mean, the chances that I'm going to come across an LCD or Plasma that is being unused is pretty high, considering zombies don't really have any sense of ownership. Unless they're the zombies from I Am Legend. In which case, I could always just use the console as a weapon.

3 - iPod

It's as old as hell itself, but I have so many awesome tracks on my iPod it would be absolutely ludicrous to leave this thing behind. LUDICROUS. Besides, what if I come across some hot survivor? And we want to get it on? How am I supposed to sway her? With the sounds of ravishing zombies in the distance, or to the sounds of...ummm...yeah, I don't really have any sensual, romantic music on my iPod come to think of it.

2 - Chicos

Yeah, those chocolate flavoured jelly babies. They are sooooo good. I crave them right now. They are to me as spinach is to Popeye or bananas are too Banana Man. I will ransack the closest milk bar and take a whole bunch of them. They are my power food.

1 - Beer

The beer of the world is eventually going to run out. Be it from the zombies bombarding a bottle shop and unknowingly breaking thousands of bottles of sweet beer, or by being drank by other survivors. Either way, I can't live without the sweet taste. How Steve forgot this I don't know.


So, what five things would you take in a zombie invasion?

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Ben Says:
A shot gun - it's so obvious
Clean undies...god knows, I'll need them.
OH NOES

How could I forget sweet sweet beer!
5. My camping survival kit. Everything you'll ever need in a survival situation, and those water purification tablets are going to come in handy...

4. Crank powered hand radio. Because internet could well die horribly.

3. An original Xbox controller. Perfect for beating zombies to death.

2. Hand-axe. For when the piece of plastic above fails.

1. Milla Jovovich. She'll know what to do.


Then again, zombie survival all depends on the type of zombie.

In the case of the traditional brain-eating zombie, avoidance is the key. They're slow, but nearly impossible to properly kill. Chop em to bits, and even the bits will crawl towards you...

Flesh eating zombies, the more common sort these days, I'd probably use the weapons up above. These zombies shamble at a decent speed, but chop a few bits off and they'll essentially be harmless. Infection is spread by bites, so relatively easy to stay alive.

Infected. As in I am Legend, 28 days/weeks later, or in Left 4 Dead. Fast. Strong. Mutated in scary ways. Virus is air, fluid and bite/scratch transmitted. Ways to stay alive? Colonize another planet, because these guys will KILL YOU DEAD. Otherwise, guns guns and more guns. The moment someone is infected, they get a bullet in the head. Full HAZMAT suits if possible. No contact with the dead when possible. If in a contained area, nuke the hell out of them, a few innocents being caught in the blast hardly matter.


....Anywho, that's my opinion
LMAO wicked list.
From Admin thread;

Gaetano said: OK guys, I need 2 admin to gives "5 things they'll take in a zombe invasion"

Can be anything at all. Come on guys, need your input!

Rashy said: Super fast 5 things;

Guns

Food

Ammo

Plucky child or animal sidekick

A beautiful woman with a knack for getting herself into trouble



Gaetano said: With descriptions as to why you'd take them



Rashy said: Items 1 to 4 are to assist me in impregnating item 5.

Item 5 must be hot!

Lol. Items 1-3 for keeping item 5 alive long enough to produce item 4
how comes Rashy's didnt get picked =(
LUUUUVE CHICOS

And wtf is bannana man?

jorgan92 said: how comes Rashy's didnt get picked =(



Didn't give enough detail as to reasons, aka I'm slack.

shiversul said: And wtf is bannana man?



A comic book and also a animated TV show voiced by the cast of The Goodies



god bless The Goodies
What's wrong with being a zombie? like you have heaps of homies to hang around with and get to kill tons of humans, no pain, always alive, no jail time for breaking and killing.... omg, i am going to get infected right now!
has anyone seen zombie stripper, watched it last night, pretty much zombie porn in a d grade movie sooo good

Mr360 said: What's wrong with being a zombie? like you have heaps of homies to hang around with and get to kill tons of humans, no pain, always alive, no jail time for breaking and killing.... omg, i am going to get infected right now!



Yeah, but pretty much sucks after you lose a limb or two. And just because it's your body, doesn't mean it's you... Your intelligence has departed, it's merely a flesh eating shell of you.

jorgan92 said: has anyone seen zombie stripper, watched it last night, pretty much zombie porn in a d grade movie sooo good



You had me at porn...

Kiah said: Your intelligence has departed, it's merely a flesh eating shell of you.



I wouldn't notice the difference in most people then. Except for the flesh eating I guess.
lol, i remember banana man from back in the day
gaetano... if your immune... the chances of you running across a 360 is pretty high... as well as most games in existance, just think... no one runs GAME anymore
My BF Helmet, its made out of kevlar!..

Guns, I'll also need a pistol that has an unlimited supply of ammo...

A car to get down to the army Barracks...

A PMR, and possibly a CV

Molotovs work well..
Jessica alba.
Ipod
Chainsaw.
Shotgun.
And a powerful ford mustang with a hell of a plough on the front.

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