Left 4 Dead
Top 5 Things to take in a Zombie Invasion
STEVE HELLER SAYS:
5 - My Sister
Not because of my brotherly love for her, nor the sentimental attachment. While the sister has been the annoying antagonist in your life for many years now, she can actually come quite handy in this sort of situation. She is weak, which means I can throw here to the horde and RUN LIKE HELL out of there, thanks sis J.
4 - My iPhone
I go nowhere without my iPhone! NOWHERE, no matter how bad the situation is. How can I be expected to slaughter zombies to the background noise of ambiance and terror? Bring me on some great tunes like Mr Bungle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, or Mylie Cyrus, yeah that is definitely Zombie slaying tunes!
3 - Green Herb
I dunno if I'm meant to eat em, smoke em, or perhaps cook up a tasty chicken and parsley risotto with green herbs but if they are good enough to work for Chris Redfield, then they are good enough for me
2 - Laptop & Wireless Internet
Where would I be without access to the mysites people! I'd need to see if anyone else survived the infestation, and if they didn't I could run amok on the sites! We all love hanging out here, regardless if the users are Zombies or not!
1 - Super NES
If one gaming console is strong enough to withstand the end of the world it would be my beloved Super NES. It would keep me entertained for hours in between my hectic Zombie slaughtering appointments. So many good times to be hard, work hard play hard is my motto
GAETANO SAYS:
5 - My MacBook
Yeah, it's not a MacBook Pro and it's been used so much that it's now more of an off-yellow than a pearl white. But for some unknown reason - maybe it's because I've developed some sort of unique, sexual bond with it - but I just can't go anywhere without my MacBook. I mean, this thing has seen me run with the bulls in Spain, watch a sun-set in Santorini and be in the same country when I ran a muck in Roppongi in Tokyo. To even think that I wouldn't have it with me when zombies start taking over the planet is worse than the thought of the human race dieing out.
4 - XBOX 360
Yeah, pretty sad, I know. But think about it for a second. The world is covered in infectious zombies. Only a few people are immune. I'm one of them. I mean, the chances that I'm going to come across an LCD or Plasma that is being unused is pretty high, considering zombies don't really have any sense of ownership. Unless they're the zombies from I Am Legend. In which case, I could always just use the console as a weapon.
3 - iPod
It's as old as hell itself, but I have so many awesome tracks on my iPod it would be absolutely ludicrous to leave this thing behind. LUDICROUS. Besides, what if I come across some hot survivor? And we want to get it on? How am I supposed to sway her? With the sounds of ravishing zombies in the distance, or to the sounds of...ummm...yeah, I don't really have any sensual, romantic music on my iPod come to think of it.
2 - Chicos
Yeah, those chocolate flavoured jelly babies. They are sooooo good. I crave them right now. They are to me as spinach is to Popeye or bananas are too Banana Man. I will ransack the closest milk bar and take a whole bunch of them. They are my power food.
1 - Beer
The beer of the world is eventually going to run out. Be it from the zombies bombarding a bottle shop and unknowingly breaking thousands of bottles of sweet beer, or by being drank by other survivors. Either way, I can't live without the sweet taste. How Steve forgot this I don't know.
So, what five things would you take in a zombie invasion?